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jellyfishtank: gaboddr: 1997 v/s 2013 HOLY SHIT

Thu, 23 May 2013 15:52:42 -0400

gaboddr:

1997 v/s 2013

HOLY SHIT

dirty-hiddles-secrets: youcanthandlethesupernatural: tricksters...

Thu, 23 May 2013 15:34:00 -0400

youcanthandlethesupernatural:

trickstersminion:

turnerkate:

quitethechaos:

toiletllama:

makna-tuna:

detective-neuro:

briannahuber:

consulting-meerkat:

salmon-dean-in-the-impala:

jemeryenner:

WOAH I WAS NOT READY FOR THAT HOLY SHIT.

OH MY GOD

IT’S SO AMAZING AND I WAS SO NOT PREPARED FOR THAT

I WAS NOT EXPECTING THAT. MASH-UPS: YOU’RE DOING IT RIGHT!

JFC!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS IS FUCKING EPIC!!!! \m/ \m/ \m/ ALL THE AWARDS!!!!!!!

#I love how non-descriptive tumblr is when it comes to audio posts

shhh, let it happen.

This is my new favorite thing and my favorite things are better than Oprah’s so yeah this must be pretty great

Whatever you think it is, it’s not it. It’s aBOUT A MILLION TIMES BETTER OH MY FUCKING GOD

I WAS NOT READY! I WAS NOT PREPARED!

run-cause-hitler: enayalate-h8-this-year: bbanditt: slett: winchestercodependency: ibecameacat: ...

Thu, 23 May 2013 14:55:09 -0400

run-cause-hitler:

enayalate-h8-this-year:

bbanditt:

slett:

winchestercodependency:

ibecameacat:

what if all your fingers just turned into tongues… like what would you even do

dude people with vaginas would have the best time getting off

“People with vaginas”

what are those called again

I can’t remember

this is what yahoo payed 1.1billion dollars for

longlivelink: one time in art class we were discussing the worst fanfics we’ve ever read and my...

Thu, 23 May 2013 14:53:07 -0400

longlivelink:

one time in art class we were discussing the worst fanfics we’ve ever read and my friend mentioned a ron/hedwig one and i just now remembered about it——-

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happylittlepalmtree: TOM HIDDLESTON CHALLENGE → Your favorite...

Thu, 23 May 2013 14:52:28 -0400

happylittlepalmtree:

TOM HIDDLESTON CHALLENGE

→ Your favorite interview moment ► ‘That’s your ass? I’m so sorry’

I can’t get over Jeremy’s expression…

troyesivan: mandycreates: kethera: coconutcoconutcoconut: you...

Thu, 23 May 2013 14:51:34 -0400

troyesivan:

mandycreates:

kethera:

coconutcoconutcoconut:

youneedmeoryourenothing:

#actors who are actually their character

the greatest casting ever.

Even better when you think about how Dan got a place for himself in NY to continue his career, Emma went to a school in USA, and Rupert bought a fucking ice cream truck.

Follow your dreams Rupert

I didn’t know this. So I looked it up and - HE ACTUALLY DID.

‘I keep my van well stocked. It’s got a proper machine that dispenses Mr Whippy ice cream and I buy my lollies wholesale – 50 for a tenner – so I never run short.

I’m not allowed to sell my merchandise. I’d need a licence for that. ‘I tend to avoid July and August, but the rest of the year I’ll drive around the local villages and if I see some kids looking like they’re in need of ice creams, I’ll pull over and dish them out for free. They’ll say, “Ain’t you Ron Weasley?” And I’ll say, “It’s strange, I get asked that a lot.”

It makes it even better that he just GIVES the icecream away. [Source]

this poST GETS MORE AND MORE AMAZING AS YOU READ

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Thu, 23 May 2013 14:49:44 -0400

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Thu, 23 May 2013 08:32:32 -0400

Conversation I had with my dad today as we were outside the supermarket.

Thu, 23 May 2013 07:59:21 -0400

me: *notices a cab that just so happens to be the modern make of a chevy impala*
me: ew
dad: what?
me: is that what impalas look like anymore? that's an awful looking car.
dad: you know, impalas used to be really nice cars. my friend had one when i was younger
me: what year was the model?
dad: uhh, '67 i think, with a really nice black paint job. yeah, they used to be beautiful cars, huge with four doors. then they modernized it and turned it into that *points to new impala* you have no idea how nice this car was
me: i know how awesome impalas are, i want one really bad. well a classic anyway.
dad: i remember one time, he was gonna sell it... i think he kept it though. i should've bought it.
me: why didn't you?
dad: he moved away or i didn't have enough money, i don't remember.
me: that sucks.
dad: come to think of it, i didn't see him much
me: why not?
dad: i don't know, he liked road trips a lot. he always came back after some time but he was gone a lot.
me: what was his name?
dad: john.

sherwat: chrissykilljoybitchtits: inc-omparable: im-fandoomed: hitlervevo: why the fuck cant we...

Thu, 23 May 2013 07:14:49 -0400

sherwat:

chrissykilljoybitchtits:

inc-omparable:

im-fandoomed:

hitlervevo:

why the fuck cant we text the police

lets say there is a murderer in ur house and you’re hiding behind your sofa and you do have your phone with you but you can’t call the police because the murderer might hear you

Here in Canada you can

Here in England we just… scream and run

Here in Scotland we paint our faces and run towards the murderer

Here in Australia you are the murderer

owlcitymordred: stagdoeandfawn: catully: brigwife: latitudeoctopus: brigwife: wait you mean...

Thu, 23 May 2013 07:10:34 -0400

owlcitymordred:

stagdoeandfawn:

catully:

brigwife:

latitudeoctopus:

brigwife:

wait you mean you don’t use the word ‘fortnight’ in america???

Wait what? Then what do they use?

they don’t have a word

what do you mean they don’t have a word what kind of uncivilised people are they??

the fuck is a fortnight

It’s a word for ‘two weeks’

thatsnotwatyourmomsaid: itsrainingblogs: So, like, I’m sitting in my room and I just hear, “You...

Thu, 23 May 2013 07:08:44 -0400

thatsnotwatyourmomsaid:

itsrainingblogs:

So, like, I’m sitting in my room and I just hear, “You are an ignorant furby, and nobody in this house likes you”

My sister is mentally abusing the furby she got for Christmas because “It says on the box that the way we treat them shapes their personalities.”

SHE JUST WANTS TO SEE WHAT WILL HAPPEN. YOU CAN’T PLAY WITH PEOPLE’S LIVES LIKE THAT. I AM LIVING IN A HOUSE WITH LUCIFER.

your sister is going to get fucking murdered

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Thu, 23 May 2013 07:08:01 -0400

W-holy shit, a goddamn selfie (with obligatory duck face)...

Wed, 22 May 2013 18:02:00 -0400

W-holy shit, a goddamn selfie (with obligatory duck face) yeah….anything other than work now ..Oh look new glasses….
I IMMEDIATELY REGRET THIS DECISION!

notyouraveragepornblog: dan-and-phil-are-amazing: randomrumiel:...

Wed, 22 May 2013 17:34:12 -0400

notyouraveragepornblog:

dan-and-phil-are-amazing:

randomrumiel:

niknak79:

I thought we were supposed to have grown up in university.

They have warned their fellow students that the ground is lava to prevent any injuries I think that is very mature of them

reblogging again

IT GOT BETTER

Have your co-stars treated you differently since you’ve won an...

Wed, 22 May 2013 07:45:12 -0400

Have your co-stars treated you differently since you’ve won an oscar?

protojammed: He doesn’t look like he’s going to be gentle at...

Wed, 22 May 2013 06:06:06 -0400

protojammed:

He doesn’t look like he’s going to be gentle at all

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Wed, 22 May 2013 05:56:06 -0400

really tho the fictional character that’s been treated the worst by its writers is...

Wed, 22 May 2013 05:55:40 -0400

really tho the fictional character that’s been treated the worst by its writers is Scrat

That’s cute

megaman2: megaman2: “mickey mouse it says you want to divorce minnie because she was…… extremely...

Wed, 22 May 2013 05:53:22 -0400

megaman2:

megaman2:

“mickey mouse it says you want to divorce minnie because she was…… extremely silly?”

“no, i said she was fucking goofy”

please stop reblogging this i stole this joke from my brother