I have but Three aims in life;
-ALWAYS be entertaining but NEVER try to be funny
-Create friends at every turn, more friends=more bail out money......
-always open with a joke. That way if you offend someone, they have a fond memory to look back on
Esquire Theme by Matthew Buchanan
Social icons by Tim van Damme
25
May
I often listen to rap, and when I do, it’s:
Immortal Technique, Dalek, Public Enemy, Wu Tang Clan and Saul Williams.
I don’t usually listen to rap, but when I do it’s: Fresh Prince of Bel Air and Sugar Hill Gang
(Source: bruhyouknowyoudaillest)
23
May
Party Spock is in the house tonight. Everybody have a logical time.
03
May
Is it strange that when I hear someone talking about an injury/illness I try to diagnose it over the internet? I like to think it is weird.
27
Apr
awwwwh!
No matter how shitty the world gets, there’s legends like this to save the day.
(Source: womenaregifts)
26
Apr
OLIVEEEEEEERRRRRR!!!this is just the happiest car in the world
new favourite gif set.
(Source: juliansarks)
23
Apr
leaving these on my main blog so I can remember the goodliness of Araki’s art
JOTAROOOOOO…..PUNCH!
20
Apr
A Charity worker came to my door. I open it and listen to what he has to say.
“Everyday, thousands of children die around the world because of hunger, lack of clean water and war. Thousands more are kidnapped and recruited to these wars or sold as slaves to other countries, never able to see their families again. If you could look in to your heart and make just a small donation, one child’s life could be changed forever.”
I take a deep breath and look in to his eyes, and say 
anyone remember this? lol
Oh Gods, yes
Went to school with someone just like this.
“My music has to sound like it was recorded in a caveman’s basement otherwise it is not true.”
:D This is so true, all of it! :D
Lololol… yeaaah. I fuckin’ hate those people that shout Slayer at every show. I want to hurt them.
These people make the rest of us look bad…
19
Apr
HUGE GIVEAWAY!
If you win, you will recieve:
All of the pokemon figures shown- none are damaged and mewtwo is slightly white.
1 game of your choice. All include booklets and games are not damaged in any way. You will recieve on this game: One shiny starter of your choice (level 5) and also one shiny pokemon of your choice (level 100).
You will get Pokemon Link and Pokemon Dash also with these games- same description as above)
A full eevee family. Brand-new. Includes: Eevee, Vaporeon, Jolteon, Flareon, Espeon, Umbreon, Leafeon and Glaceon.
A Starly plush. This calls when wing is pressed.
A Buneary plush. This calls when its ear is pressed.
A Pachirisu plush. This calls when its tail is pressed.
A Charmander plush.
A Jigglypuff plush.
A Pokemon Black and White Walkthrough Guide. This is new.
I post free to anywhere.
PLEASE NOTE: You do not have to be following me however I will enter your name another time if you are following me. You can reblog this post as many times as you like. Likes do not count and I will post the winner on the 28th of April.
Good Luck!
I WANT THIS SO BAD IT HURTS
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